So one day I was talking to my friend and something came up about Greenland. From what I remembered, Greenland was named by a Viking who wanted to trick people into thinking it was “green” (marijuana was legal) so that they would settle there. While searching around the Internet to find out if that was true, I came across this beauty.








This is Greenland’s coat of arms. I don’t know what they were going for when they made this, but to me it looks like a polar bear practicing his passionate kisses. (And you’re looking good buddy!) I asked my friend what it looked like to him, but he didn’t respond because he’s a rabbit and can’t talk. Instead he just ate some lettuce.

Judging by the tongue I’d say that Greenland is either:
1. Home to fire breathing bears.
2. Sponsored by Nike.
3. Full of diehard KISS fans.


About brimorrissey

My name is Brian, I'm an Aries, and I love to give back (massages) to my community. I make comics and videos to put a smile on your face and a song in your heart. A cool song like Bawitdaba by Kid Rock. So look around, enjoy, and let me know what you think!
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One Response to Greenland

  1. Tegan says:

    I think he looks a bit like a very tall wombat.

    Failing that, I’m going with, “Polar Bear showing friends exactly how last Saturday night went, totally, bros.”

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